My subtle ode to those who can’t figure out the necessity of getting vaccinated. Hey, get a poke! It’s easy. If you’re reading this on a phone, they’re already tracking you.

In light of that, here are some revised lyrics to the fab song by Queen w/ David Bowie, “Under Pressure.”

Mmm num ba de
Dum bum ba be
Don’t be so dum ba bee

Pressure pushing into me
Pressing into you, no damn mask war
Under pressure that’s burnt a country down
Splits families in two
No people at peace

Um ba ba be
Um ba ba be
De day da
Vaccinate, it’s okay

It’s the terror of knowing that this world will die out
Watching some good friends screaming
“Get the shot!”
Pray tomorrow gets no dire
Pressure numbs people, people on TV

Day day de mm hm
Bring out ya dead
Okay

Wheezing aloud, think my brain’s gonna explode
These are the days intelligence was made for

Ee do ba be
Ee da ba ba ba
Delta Variant

People at peace
Ee da de da de
People on streets
Ee da de Darwin da de da

It’s the terror of knowing that the world will die out
Watching some good friends scream
‘Saw it on FOX!’
Pray the toll gets no higher, dire
Lecture all people, bring the receipts

Spurned away from the fam like a con man
Can’t mend the fence, cuz it won’t work
Keep masking up with love but all hope’s dashed and worn
Why, why, why?
Love, love, love, love, love
Humanity lapsed under pressure we’re aching

Can you get yourself a shot per chance?
Why should we give Darwin one more chance?
Why can’t we kind of, give love, mask up, give love
live love, sleeve up, lil pinch, small poke, true love?’

Cause you’re such an old fashioned turd
And love dares you to care for
The people who give you the frights
And love (people with peace) dares you to change your way of
Caring about yourselves
This is our last chance
This is our last dance
This is ourselves under pressure
Vaccination
lecture